10 Years Later

After threatening you with half-nekkid Thursday I realized I would lose my male readers and friends and maybe the less adventurous female reader. So true to my word it is all or nothing; in this case nothing. But don’t be downcast because I do have a computer generated image of how I might look naked under other circumstances than I occupy at the moment.

But first I want to introduce you to a couple of my track friends that I haven’t shown you until now.

Below is a photo of me with two young track stars. The cutie in the middle is LaShauntea Moore. LaShauntea is a sprinter. She was the 2004 NCAA 200 meter champion. (Fastest collegiate runner in America at that distance is what that means) And she was a member of the US Olympic track team in 2004 advancing all the way to the semi-finals of the 200 meters at the Olympic Games. But wait, there’s more. She is also as cute, playful and sweet as a baby kitten. If it’s alright with her real daddy I’m planning to adopt her. I haven’t told her yet, so keep it a secret for now. La Shauntea is a professional track runner these days.

The young dude is Greg Pevsner, age 20 years old, who has run some eye opening middle distance races and is training toward the 2008 Olympic Trials. I’m not going to adopt Greg because he eats too much.

Now as far as that half-nekkid thang, I decided to show you a pic with my clothes on. Look down below at the elder track cat. But, there is a reason for showing you that pic because a friend of mine in law enforcement knows how to make those slick time-gone-by computer generated images. You know the kind I mean? It’s when they make a missing person look like they would look today after they have been missing 15 years? So, I asked him if he would create a nekkid pic of what I would look like if I quit working out. And also, could he make it 10 years from now and give me a beard. In the interview before he did his thing, he asked ‘how many calories a day would I eat in the 10 years?’ I said if I quit working out I would have time to eat a lot, so use 5,000 calories a day. So…this is what he says I will look like nekkid in 10 years. (With a beard, which I think really makes all the difference in my appearance)