Wednesday, February 07, 2007

10 Years Later

After threatening you with half-nekkid Thursday I realized I would lose my male readers and friends and maybe the less adventurous female reader. So true to my word it is all or nothing; in this case nothing. But don’t be downcast because I do have a computer generated image of how I might look naked under other circumstances than I occupy at the moment.

But first I want to introduce you to a couple of my track friends that I haven’t shown you until now.

Below is a photo of me with two young track stars. The cutie in the middle is LaShauntea Moore. LaShauntea is a sprinter. She was the 2004 NCAA 200 meter champion. (Fastest collegiate runner in America at that distance is what that means) And she was a member of the US Olympic track team in 2004 advancing all the way to the semi-finals of the 200 meters at the Olympic Games. But wait, there’s more. She is also as cute, playful and sweet as a baby kitten. If it’s alright with her real daddy I’m planning to adopt her. I haven’t told her yet, so keep it a secret for now. La Shauntea is a professional track runner these days.

The young dude is Greg Pevsner, age 20 years old, who has run some eye opening middle distance races and is training toward the 2008 Olympic Trials. I’m not going to adopt Greg because he eats too much.

Now as far as that half-nekkid thang, I decided to show you a pic with my clothes on. Look down below at the elder track cat. But, there is a reason for showing you that pic because a friend of mine in law enforcement knows how to make those slick time-gone-by computer generated images. You know the kind I mean? It’s when they make a missing person look like they would look today after they have been missing 15 years? So, I asked him if he would create a nekkid pic of what I would look like if I quit working out. And also, could he make it 10 years from now and give me a beard. In the interview before he did his thing, he asked ‘how many calories a day would I eat in the 10 years?’ I said if I quit working out I would have time to eat a lot, so use 5,000 calories a day. So…this is what he says I will look like nekkid in 10 years. (With a beard, which I think really makes all the difference in my appearance)


Anonymous Rob said...

oh, man. you have my permission to shot me before I go that far.

February 7, 2007 at 9:03 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You, sweetie....will NEVER look that way! :)

February 8, 2007 at 6:59 AM  
Blogger patti_cake said...

and I came rushing in here at 8am sharp looking for phots of your hotness *wink*
Oh My! Do BEG a favor and don't stop the workouts! LOL

February 8, 2007 at 7:06 AM  
Blogger Pat said...

You should have posted a beverage warning for that.

Do you know how hard it is to clean coffee off an LCD screen?

Even *I* have motivation to get off my tookas now! LOL!

February 8, 2007 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

That's just wrong. Your beard would not be so scraggly.

Heh heh.

February 8, 2007 at 9:01 AM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

Oh I DOUBT VERY HIGHLY you will look like that guy! You're hysterical! It's nice to see how hard someone works in order to maintain their health! I give you credit! You look incredible and probably feel better than most 20 yr olds do!

February 8, 2007 at 10:12 AM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

I agree with Deb!

February 8, 2007 at 10:24 AM  
Blogger Lynilu said...

That couldn't be you; we all know you aren't going to let your hair grown back in. Tell BEG that if she ever needs help to get you back into training, we'll all come help, but I ain't lifting you if she waits till you look like that!!

I have a former neighbor who, sadly, is about that size. I look at that picture and I'm sure I'll never be able to look him in the eye again without a giggle!

I'm also certain that we can count on you to remain as handsome and fit as you are now.

February 8, 2007 at 10:34 AM  
Blogger Silent One ~D~ said...

my aren't you the funny one....

February 8, 2007 at 10:40 AM  
Blogger Reach said...

OMG, where did you get that photo- that "guy" is my uncle Tom. He is a professional model working with Big, Tall, and Portly clothing lines. I don't know what he would think if he knew you used his photo.


February 8, 2007 at 5:44 PM  
Blogger Reach said...

OK, I was joking about that. I'm sorry buddy, but I had to give you a scare, like the one you gave me when I followed your link. Again, I'm joking.

But your delivery was OUTSTANDING on this one.


February 8, 2007 at 5:45 PM  
Blogger Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Hey, we're still wanting some nekkidness, you know. ;)

February 9, 2007 at 6:50 AM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Seven, I am your loyal reader. It will take more than nakedness to chase me away!!!

February 9, 2007 at 8:38 PM  
Blogger kathi said...

Actually, I'm nearly ashamed to say that I looked for the naked photo..that poor man! Geeze, why in the world would he let someone photograph him like that?
Other than that, guy, you are one seriously good looking man.

March 1, 2007 at 11:16 PM  

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