Thursday, June 22, 2006

Pushing Science


Everyone who believes in
telekinesis raise my hand - James Randi 2002

On a more serious note, why don't we invest more time and science in the study of telekinesis? This could dramatically lower sales of erectile dysfunction drugs while raising the spirits of men across the nation.
It's all in your hands girls

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And if you are really good at telekinesis will you please raise these old eyelids a little? Its getting harder and harder to see out of them!

20 comments:

Grant said...

You don't look blacktino. :p

Sorry, I just watched Domino.

Bellarosa said...

I don't know about raising hands or eyelids .. but I've been known to raise a few other things ;)

Ilias- said...

Funny post. Do you think it raise my income too?

Joe said...

Found your blog via my web stats. I like it!! Keep up the good work, a very good read.

a fish on a bycicle said...

erm, it already works, I've been doing for years - all I need to do is think about "it" and voila..it seems to 'raise' of it's own accord

Seven said...

Grant, Grant, Grant,
Race is a human invention.It is NOT real.
Now I'm thinking about Derek Jeter wearing a sombrero!

Lady Dandelion,
I'm believing this thing you tell me.

Steve,
No. But I suppose you could try anyway.

Joe,
Thanks. I'll come around to visit.

Fish,
More detail than I needed. But, I am happy for you.

patti_cake said...

LMAO at Fish - lordy lordy.....

Hey I think I obviously contribute my fair share to telekinesis here at work ... judging by my personal problems of late :P

Rick you've got the sexies eyes at the top of your blog ... they mesmerize me every time I come here! Like a snake and a bird....

Seven said...

Cakes,
Perhaps you should shut off the ol'telekinesis machine while at work!
Thanks for the eye compliment, that makes me smile. Good thing I don't have an HR dept. here young lady.

samuru999 said...

You are funny... and you do have nice eyes. Misty dark brown...
just like my hubby's.
Have a nice week-end

Seven said...

999,
Thanks, you too!

Angie said...

First let me say I'm concerned about you picturing Derek Jeter in nothing but a sombrero. Oh, wait...I think I added the naked part....hmmm, sorry. ;)

Nice pic....and I have to agree, very sexy eyes. Warm and yet mischevious.

Seven said...

Stormy,
GAAAAAHHHHHH. My Derek Jeter has a Yankees uniform on, and a sombrero which I guess must be Grant's mental impression. But then do any of us really want inside Grant's head?

Jenn said...

Holy Cats Rick...you are one handsome guy. That said, I can think of a few things I'd use tekelinesis for...one of them being around 170 lbs...yeah...he's a little guy. That would take a lot of work though. Regarding the other...the raising of 'spirits'...I have not tried telekinesis yet but perhaps in the future it will come in handy. Heh, heh....

Seven said...

Hi Jenn,
Maybe you could move him to Pluto?
Mailing address = 666 Moron Drive, Idiotville, Pluto.

Have a great weeekend in Minnesota!
Are ya'll still wearing your coats??

velma said...

Mastering telekenisis might also just eliminate the need for a man -
I see many other manipulation possibilities ...

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Rob said...

Rick, you are getting braver. Nice photo, too bad you can't use it for your passport. Did your lovely bride take this one? I like her photo as well, sort a flower child inosence about her. Van Morrison song come to mind...Brown-eyed girl.
Looking forward to seeing you in person, with or without shades, at Charlotte. Hope we don't have to use this science stuff in the relays. Later.

Seven said...

Rob
I love that Van song as a matter of fact. That photo was by a roving party photographer when I was at a friends 50th birhtday party in Houston last month.
We are sooo old! I remeber this particular friend as a wild little hippie flower child girl at the Univ of Texas. Now she is 50 and really too wealthy. Go figure!
Be sure and find me in Charlotte. Whats your last name Rob?
I just got home from a Dallas track meet. Not really satisfied right now, but well you know how that is....

Rob said...

Rick, not sooo old. I'm M60 and will register for 100H, 300H, Pentathlon, maybe LJ and sure to be in the 4x100 60-69 group. My major Bud here is Joe Johnston, who will aslo be there.
Later, r l norton

Seven said...

Very cool. Best of luck and I'll see ya'll there. That's Texas speak for 'you guys'